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The Elliott Woodage Wikia
Welcome to this wikia! This is all about my best friend Elliott Woodage and his likes it will go into information about many things about him and his likes......
Elliott Woodage is an advanced unicycle riding whale from the future as well a professional cheese burger eater. He is awesome and loves computers, Unicycles and many computers. He loves apple and their products. Including but not limited to the mac, the iPhone and also the Mp3 player they made, although it could be said that he prefers the Zune made by Microsoft. Elliott is also the only known person in the world that actually likes the Zune.
All this information is true, so grab your popcorn and drinks (prefrebly Lidl FreeWay cola or other cheap knock-off drinks) of your choice for this bumpy ride...
Elliott Woodage Edit
Elliott Woodage a teenager who was born in January of 2000 (can't be assed to find the actual date). He has a passion for computers and he enjoys building and researching computers. He loves Wave 103 from GTA Vice City, unicycles, 80's and 90's music, Keygen music, computers and also Video games, old cars from 1998 (although this is mainly because he can't afford anything else.) He plays many video games for extremely long periods of time enjoying every second of it. His room is usually a mess and his powerful computer will blue screen and crash multiple times. Strangely the computers side is missing and this means that everything is open. His room is filled wih random things including but not limited too Mechano pieces, Lego, Toys, Poundland crap, Pieces of food (which he prefers to eat after at least a week outside of a refrigerator), Food, plates, curtains, a floor, a ceiling, a light, a bed, a ikea desk, a ikea drawer, a inbuilt cupboard filled with junk, multiple murry mint wrappers, A dinosuar soft toy, A headcrab, Crabs, PSY Dvds, A couple of coins and bank notes, PSY plastic toys, empty pot noodle pots (where's it all gone?), half empty pot noodle pots, wrappers, paper, card, trains, Clothes, a NES (complete with the box), Some USB gadgets such as a USB controller etc, a SNES, a PlayStation 1 and two PS2's, a bunch of games, PS1+2 memory cards, Broken Computer parts, Four walls and one large cat poster, A cat feeding off his bed covers, The bible of Gaben, Floppy disks (3.5 and 5 inch ones), Refugees, Migrants, Floppy disk readers, Jesus, someone called Jesus the male prostitute, headphones with the copper wire coming out of it, sockets, Dwarfs, Some cotton candy, Socks, The book lord of the flies (original and gay version), white possible PVA glue type substance, Nerds, Sweets and sweet wrappers, Dust, Train sets, wires (working and not), pics of Louie Spence and Gok Wan, Mold, Stuff......, you don't want to know, Rope duct tape and a machete for Wednesdays, Sherbert, some crap drawings he drew, Rare collector item Mario and link curtains, Immigrants, Eric Cartman tied up, Practice test papers from school, 4chan 8chan and Torchan print screens, Cat food, A south and north Korean flag, Of mice and men, a bunch of cans of fizzy. Illegal Immigrants, Fire wire cables, USB Ports, A harbor, Boats, Mega Block pieces, Olly Boss Fan fiction with Jack Dunlop, A cover for a random book, Stolen books from school, Ashens, Phone cases, Ballistic Phone cases, 2x£5 Cheeky Nandos gift cards, Cheese, A dead cat, Robert Cop The Furniture Of Law, hand, Half eaten bars of stuff that ke keeps for friday, sugar, Snafu!, the secret recipe for raspberry pie created by Buddha, the male cast of american pie, Me and Peter Griffin, Canned cheese, a teacher, Gummy Sweets, Space Ducks, Homework that was due in a few days ago, A hightech edible unopened graphics card named Robert and Some rice next to it, a whole load of computer parts, Old 4:3 monitors,Other monitors, Macs and apple products for admiration, a computer and last but not least USB sticks full of lewis ballard nudes (however he only uses floppy disks).
Unicycling And Cycling News And Stories:v
Elliott is a unicyclist. He spends a lot of his time on one wheel. He hates Tricycles, and most forms of biking.
He recently had a minor accident on his Unicycle leading to a fractured ankle. We all wish him a speedy recovery. He did this by putting small cranks on a big unicycle wheel meaning he could ride a lot faster. This led to him announcing "Power" (Like Jeremy Clarkson) and riding full force forward. After he fell off breaking his ankle afterwards. Some say he laid on the floor and prayed to Gaben (Gabe Newell). He is usually skilled on a unicycle but this is a small flaw on a big journey.
Elliott And Surfing The Web:
Elliott enjoys casually scrolling through, posting and looking through 4chan, 8chan and Torchan. He despises Tumblr and sees it as "Safe Chan" as it is mild and boring. He also likes to look up cats and dogs and other various animals to look at and admire imagining them keeping him warm and cuddling up with him.
He can often be found in the deep web, for reasons that are unknown. We believe he just uses it out of 'bordem'. He says he uses it for apparent "educational" reasons (but whats educational on the darknet?)
Elliott And Video Games:
Elliott was a beta tester for a fan made game off renegade he loves the renegade series but despises EA (Electronic Arts). He also enjoys Mirrors Edge and can't wait for catalyst to come out. He mostly messes around and is obsessed with unicorns. Since year 7 he has mostly just played his games on Steam this is evident from all the hours he has spent on them. He loves many of the games he has. Elliott's interest in phones and tech is way above average. He has modified his Zune so he can play games on it. Such as Louie Spence Sim or Gok Wan simulator.
Elliott And Computers/Tech:
Always rooting and improving to the ROM on his phone and improving the speed of it. He also overclocked it and almost melted his phone. As well as biting into his phone thinking it was chocolate and lost his last phone after dropping it and flushing it down a toilet. He loves this and spends ages doing this tech stuff to his phone, he mostly uses Pac-Rom, as it has features of Paranoid Android, AOKP and CyanogenMod.
He also has a collection of old, outdated phones that might or might not work. These includes a range of Sony Ericsson, Blackberry, and various other brands.
Elliott And Music:
Elliott has a strange taste of music, though it is better than almost any music from today.
Music Elliott loves to listen to:
- Darude - Sandstorm
- Aqua - Barbie Girl
- Rhythm is a dancer
- Da Da Da - Some German Synth crap
- Metal Gear Soundtracks
- Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue
- Mirror's Edge Official OST
- The Cheese Song
- Bella Thorne - TTYLXOX (I honestly have no idea why)
- Royksopp - Royksopp's Night Out
- BBC News Remix
- Justin Bieber - Baby
- I'm Fat - Weird Al
- Justin Bieber - Never Say Never
- one Direction - EVERY THING!
- A flock of seagulls - I ran so far
- Trine 1,2 and 3 Soundtracks
- Half Life 1, 2, opposing force and Blue Shift Soundtrak
- White And Nerdy - Weird Al
- Portal 1 and 2 Soundtracks
- Our God Is An Awesome God - Some Christian
- Wave 103 Radio Station (GTA Vice City OST)
- White Love - Speed
- I'm Sexy And I Know it - LMFAO
- Elder Scrolls 5 Theme - Jeremy Soule
- Happy days theme tune
- Rebecca Black - Friday
- Keygen music
- PSY - Gangnam style
- PSY - Gentleman
- Gaby Gaby Gaben Yeah - God
- Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (Titanic Theme Song)
- Jessica - The Allman Brothers
Elliott's favorite TV programs:
- The Jeremy Kyle Show
- The Apprentice
- Family Guy
- South Park
- Nerdy stuff
- My little pony
- Top Gear
- Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
- Louie Spence Pineapple dance studios
- Anything that's in .OGG format
- Hello Kitty
- The Action Man Cartoon/G.I Joe
- Star Something Something Something....
- Gordon Ramsay And Many Other Chef Shows
Elliott's Favorite Format types:
Things Elliott likes (basiclly a list of all the nexus devices):
- HTC Nexus One
- Samsung Nexus S
- Samsung Galaxy Nexus
- Asus Nexus 7 (2012)
- Google Nexus Q
- LG Nexus 4
- Samsung Nexus 10
- Asus Nexus 7 (2013)
- LG Nexus 5
- HTC Nexus 9
- Motorola Nexus 6
- Asus Nexus Player
- LG Nexus 5X
- Huawei Nexus 6P
- Nokia Nexus 3310
- The Cheese Burger Nexus Flavor Edition
Things Elliott Likes (Part 2)
- giffgaff SIMs
- Any android device
- Any fake chinese apple devices
- Roller coasters (at non-merlin theme parks)
- What-was-11p-a-few-years-ago noodles
- Kris Holm Unicycles
- Anne Robinson
An important note should be that there is only one Elliott Woodage any other is an imposter they are trying to get into your life being like a bad smell you don't want but can't get rid off. (!!!!More To Come Soon this is a work in progress!!!)